Invasion

British Suri is decidedly daft
I said call Rich's cell
Not stock price of Dell
A ketchup bottle thrown
Across the kitchen
Has high impact on naughty
Fodder for the wee gee
And gossip mill
Keep your pills
They make us slow
Pretty little policeman
Sit in the snow
Don't forget to write
About surfing with Kelly
And flying at night

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